T5789
(Staffordshire)
Wednesday 11 Nov 2026, 5:18pm
Hi,
Please read the specifics of this ad as anyone who replies without meeting our needs will not be replied too. Yep, it sounds rude and it’s not meant to be, but the sheer amount of folk that don’t read the specifics wastes everyone’s time and money!
We are currently a 3 piece band that are looking for a vocalist to complete our set up. Age range we are late 30s to early 50s and play original hard rock/heavy music. Nothing too technical and all very easy to follow. You will be in charge of working the crowd, belting out a tune and being the front of the band. A strong personality is a must!
We don’t care if you’re male or female, short, fat, purple or identify as a microwave oven. We just want someone to pick up the mic, belt out a tune and bloody enjoy it!
Vocal style we are after is gritty, powerful and clear. No screamers, nothing too death core, no rapping and no unintelligible styles.
You will be expected to work round the tracks we already have down with little variation. Once you are settled in the band then we will work together for the newer music. Don’t turn up asking us to start chopping and changing the songs to match your vocals, you will be expected to match your vocals to what we already have.
So what is our criteria?
You have to drive and have a car. We don’t want someone who is going to rely on others, you need to be self sufficient.
Live local, anyone from a distance will not be considered.
You must have your own equipment.
Practices at least twice a month
In Burntwood, sometimes more if gigs are booked.
Be easy going and want to work as a team. We are a good bunch of blokes who look out and support each other.
Send in a demo of your vocals. If we don’t get a demo then we won’t ask you to come for an audition. If you want the job, the onus is on you to prove that you want it.
We don’t want any excuses about not turning up either. We know life gets in the way at times, but if your hamster is constantly ill or your car is constantly breaking down right before a practice then we are not interested.
If you want to become part of a band that is quite committed to doing something then let us know.
This ad may sound brutal, but we have had some real time wasters show up and it’s frustrating. Audition if you are serious and we will absolutely support you like we support everyone in our band, you will be part of the band and be involved in decision making.
If you want to sing karaoke then buy yourself a Hannah Montana mic and sing to your grandma.
Peace and love!