Turboslipperz
(Lincs)
Saturday 4 Aug 2018, 8:00pm
Required...... One frontman, passionate about rock, you should be a hard working, honest chap, who is no stranger to wearing a scruffy 1980s Iron Maiden t -shirt. If you read Kerrang in the 80's then keep on reading.
We are four guys from North East Lincs. All fairly respectable in our own way, but we also enjoy making a despicable racket with drums, guitars and a bass. We are all past that silly first flush of youth and we appreciate the attraction of a nice afternoon nap. If you wanna mix with blokes well onto their forties keep reading. If you fancy having a bash at this ridiculous enterprise then get in touch, if you have always quietly fancied yourself as a rock god, but lack confidence, get in touch, we will support you in your quest . No experience is necessary, but you've got to love guitar based rock. If you own a mic, even better. Release your inner beast…..
Surprise your work colleagues, re-ignite your wife's passion, prepare to stand on stage, and get ready to dodge those knickers. Imagine the embarrassment of your children when you strut forward and stand legs akimbo silhouetted against the lights, (yes we have lights too! ) lt's all good stuff, But we say again, you gotta love rock… We have a set list, we play covers, we have played a number of gigs, Hell, We once even made it into a recording studio, we just need you. If you want to play world tours, look elsewhere, but if you now find yourself laying awake at night regretting never having a bash at this sort of thing when you were younger, and now want to give it whirl. Or perhaps you realise that there must be more to life than simply sitting on the bog reading the Argos catalogue, then contact us.....
Obviously you need to be able to sing a bit.
If nothing else, it gets you out the house so her indoors can catch up "on her Poldark."
See you soon...
Sheds, Mugs and Sausage roll Mutherfunkers.
Remember..... "Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
--Anon."