Cartoon-Face
(Bournemouth)
Wednesday 17 Sep 2025, 10:06pm
Drummer advert
Hey you Mr/Ms Grohl/McBrain/Bonham/Peart/Baker wannabees- rest your double pedals and cowbell awhile and read my advert!
We are looking for a new, energetic and enthusiastic and kick ass ROCK drummer to complete our band.
You'll be the heart of the band, so you must be full of energy and passion and be able to play some decent hard rock covers and happy to throw in your ideas for some originals too! We are not adverse to you being a sweaty morsel or ripping your shirt off, but please refrain from applying if you are more comfortable in chinos, “haven’t the time really”, think Cold Play are “hard rock” or would prefer to stay in and watch telly rather than rock out with us lot!
We have quite a catalogue and our sets consist of the best classic rock/hard rock from the 70s till now, from ACDC, Thin Lizzy, Queen, Van Halen, Ozzy, Metallica, GnR, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Iron Maiden, The Darkness plus a whole load more. Happy to learn new stuff, ( heavier the better) plenty in the pipeline like but this’ll need to be the stuff that floats your boat! No cheesy pub cliché songs please! We’re on a mission to assassinate the fromage????
A sense of humour is a must- the band vibe is vital to us all and we take the rip out of each other and have a jolly good guffaw on stage, doublé entendres a plenty! We socialise, supporting each other’s other bands too, as well as enjoying a sherbet or few, watching other bands. Music is all of our passion and you need to be a drummer that can put the fire in our bellies and be cracking at ‘happy tidy endings!’
We currently consist of a powerful female lead vocal, lead guitar and bass. We're not ageist and are all in our late 50’s with our own teeth, boobs and hair- well some of us! Currently we are rehearsing alternate weeks in Poole, with the odd jam thrown in for good measure but we can work around you if you're the right chap or chapess! Gigs work around our work/band/family commitments and we aim for something every few weeks, depending on what’s on offer!
If you think this might be for you then call or text Paul anytime, on 07891 527238, or message via this site, I’ll ping u a list to look at and we'll meet up with you for an ale /gin / Diet Coke and a chat maybe... we look forward to meeting you!!