[bass,drummer wanted for a real luciferian music group] Manchester
Saturday 22 Aug 2020, 3:03am
Hello and welcome to the new dark band's introduction. A genre breaking music group. No copycats.
In our band there are only a few simple rules and guidelines:
- No smokers, especially no one that spews green toxic gass (drugs wont be necessary)
- Strong self control for deep focus, deep music
- Begin to practice daily for the best technical precision for the bands performance
- Willing to evolve / have ego reduction and not be selfish
- Be them selves and can make strong self-determined choices
- Consider to put the band before toxic entities
- Open minded enough to make the right progress and utilities
- Go out their way to have the band for number one however it maybe and use technology in place for what may get in our way in-between the band meetups.
It is dark for the dark is more distinguishable than the light.
I am the leading guitarist. I just want truth and freewill. What will set me apart is that I have a special guitar and playstyle skills that I assure has never been heard before and I don't think it matters if the other instruments sound the same.
I am 24 years old and think its best no one's older for it wont work out well unless you've got the right principles. My goal is to travel to remote places to record the strongest most real music and figure a way to make a profit, I'm not driven by profit. I like meeting new people and think the world needs new music to help "humanity" move forward, especially those who are already gifted into liking the music.
If you are interested in playing for the band and think you have the right mindset then message. There may also be alternative options to join. I don't talk a lot in person so use this as the vigil of insight for being in the band. I want to practice with whoever messages before we have a trio because it takes ages to get people to join. First come basis.
There will be a rehearsal studio booked annd minimal hassle and strong emphasis on getting success the quickest.
I also accept guitar players who use drop tune pedals instead.
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Friday 4 Sep 2020, 9:10am
Hello and welcome to the new dark band's introduction. A genre breaking music group. No copycats.
In our band there are only a few simple rules and guidelines:
- No smokers, especially no one that spews green toxic gass (drugs wont be necessary)
A: I have never smoked and never will. Absolutely filthy habit. People think they're so cool but what they don't realise is that they look like they are not cool.
- Strong self control for deep focus, deep music
A: I masturbate once per week strictly for health reasons, and never use Internet porno graphics. This is important for a healthy and controlled mind. So many local bands I see failing because they spend more time with something other than their instrument in their hand (if you know what I mean and I think you do).
- Begin to practice daily for the best technical precision for the bands performance
A: Practice makes perfect. But I would go further and suggest that the band that prays together, stays together.
- Willing to evolve / have ego reduction and not be selfish
A: This is really good to read. There are too many bands with an ego and this is stopping them from reaching their true potential, which is why most famous musicians are so down to earth. I didn't become the best slap bassist in Rusholme by having an ego. I did it through constant self cleansing, essential oil treatment and getting on my knees to practice 6 hours per day. I'm not joking so don't think I am. I sleep maybe 4 hours per night. When people realise they don't need sleep their potential opens up.
- Be them selves and can make strong self-determined choices
A: I'm always myself. I've been to prison because I stick by my choices and am so determined. This is how serious I am. Are YOU this serious??
- Consider to put the band before toxic entities
A: If you mean women then yes we are on the same page am I right (nudge nudge) HAHAHHAHAHAAA.
- Open minded enough to make the right progress and utilities
A: Yes YES
- Go out their way to have the band for number one however it maybe and use technology in place for what may get in our way in-between the band meetups.
A: I have a Huawei and a laptop and a £10,000 recording setup.
It is dark for the dark is more distinguishable than the light.
A: Yes brother
I am the leading guitarist. I just want truth and freewill. What will set me apart is that I have a special guitar and playstyle skills that I assure has never been heard before and I don't think it matters if the other instruments sound the same.
A: Those are bold claims, frankly, and I will require you to justify them. My bass playing is unique and I have won several global bass competitions. I got into playing music to deliver truth and it makes me very angry when people claim they have a 'unique' style and then don't deliver. As I mentioned, I have been to prison. I am very exacting in what I expect from my band mates and will not hesitate to come down with force on anyone who does not conform to my expectations for them to be truly free in their thoughts and practices.
I am 24 years old and think its best no one's older for it wont work out well unless you've got the right principles. My goal is to travel to remote places to record the strongest most real music and figure a way to make a profit, I'm not driven by profit. I like meeting new people and think the world needs new music to help "humanity" move forward, especially those who are already gifted into liking the music.
A: I am 23 and the most giften musician I know of in Manchester to be completely honest with you. I've also been abroad a lot so I think you'll find I'm perfectly comfortable going off the beaten track to find new sounds and ideas. But of course I never copy because that's inauthentic. I absorb ideas from other cultures and then improve them. I also invented the 'Belgian Hard Slap' and 'Seychelles Slide' styles of playing having taken inspiration from these places. I use Ernie Ball strings.
If you are interested in playing for the band and think you have the right mindset then message. There may also be alternative options to join. I don't talk a lot in person so use this as the vigil of insight for being in the band. I want to practice with whoever messages before we have a trio because it takes ages to get people to join. First come basis.
A: Isolation is key for purity of thought
There will be a rehearsal studio booked annd minimal hassle and strong emphasis on getting success the quickest.
I also accept guitar players who use drop tune pedals instead.
A: Let me know when you want to start
Ben
Friday 4 Sep 2020, 6:38pm
Hello and welcome to the new dark band's introduction. A genre breaking music group. No copycats.
In our band there are only a few simple rules and guidelines:
- No smokers, especially no one that spews green toxic gass (drugs wont be necessary)
A) Drugs are not needed or desired in the employ of Satan. Electronic Cigarettes are particularly offensive as they *prevent* cardiovascular trauma. This is the opposite of the chaotic evil that I crave and covet.
- Strong self control for deep focus, deep music
A) I used to go to Church on Sunday to subject myself to the light as a form of self flagellation and punishment, but covertly obfuscated an inverted Crucifix on my person at all times. I naturally refused to contribute in any way to the donation pool.
- Begin to practice daily for the best technical precision for the bands performance
A) From 6AM to 6PM for the six days of the week that I am not subjecting myself to inverted self flagellation, I am a devoted envoy of Satan. That is 24 hours a day. My mathematical playing style is faultless and I never make any mistakes.
- Willing to evolve / have ego reduction and not be selfish
A) Selfishness is at the heart of Satanism. I believe this is a trick question. I am heartened by your deceit and treachery. These are all positive qualities in the service of Satan.
- Be them selves and can make strong self-determined choices
A) My choices are wholely evil and I am determined to be evil. Evil is the only way.
- Consider to put the band before toxic entities
A) Do these toxic entities include Baal and Amazon? Am I to ignore the Lieutenants of the Circles of hell in the selfish pursuit of evil?
- Open minded enough to make the right progress and utilities
A) I am open to all sorts of evil. I use several utilities on a daily basis including Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint in the pursuit of the Satanic arts.
- Go out their way to have the band for number one however it maybe and use technology in place for what may get in our way in-between the band meetups.
A) I believe in the blasphemous fusion of technology with flesh to create cybernetic evils, if this is what you are implying. I believe that Elton Musk has the right idea.
It is dark for the dark is more distinguishable than the light.
A) The light exists to be snuffed out by the forces of evil. I refuse to use illumination of any form. I am writing this in the dark pitch of the graveyard, alone in my solace with my wickedness.
I am the leading guitarist. I just want truth and freewill. What will set me apart is that I have a special guitar and playstyle skills that I assure has never been heard before and I don't think it matters if the other instruments sound the same.
A) I play the Violin and the Theramine. I consider these to be most vexatious and wicked instruments.
I am 24 years old and think its best no one's older for it wont work out well unless you've got the right principles. My goal is to travel to remote places to record the strongest most real music and figure a way to make a profit, I'm not driven by profit. I like meeting new people and think the world needs new music to help "humanity" move forward, especially those who are already gifted into liking the music.
A) The concept of age is nebulous and contrite to me. I have always been. This current vessel is 21 years old. How many vessels have Inhabited in the pursuit of evil? I would say 2006 at the very least.
If you are interested in playing for the band and think you have the right mindset then message. There may also be alternative options to join. I don't talk a lot in person so use this as the vigil of insight for being in the band. I want to practice with whoever messages before we have a trio because it takes ages to get people to join. First come basis.
A) I too find humans nefarious and insipid creatures, lowly peons to be sculpted like clay for our wicked bidding.
There will be a rehearsal studio booked annd minimal hassle and strong emphasis on getting success the quickest.
A) Excellent. I respect your desire for swift results. Have you signed a soul contract too?
I also accept guitar players who use drop tune pedals instead.
A) Drop D is the most evil of tunings. Heil Satin.
Saturday 5 Sep 2020, 8:24am
First of all I'd like to thank you for the vigil of insight.
I am a seasoned drummer. I know all the main musical styles; rock/metal, rap music and jazz, and I can play any combination of the three.
I have never taken a drug apart from when I was 12 I did a line of what I thought was cocaine but turned out to be caustic soda. The resulting burns are still very noticeable and I would rather you not mention them as I am very self conscious about this.
I am easily able to reduce my ego as I have been routinely humiliated throughout much of my life, mostly at the hands of taller, more domineering men.
I will be wholly dedicated to the band. I find that focussing my attention on music helps distract me from my numerous inadequacies as a man.
Also I assure you I am under 24. My baldness and excessive nose hair are not the result of advanced age, but are rather the unfortunate result of me consuming large amounts of testosterone pills in a misguided and ultimately futile attempt to make myself appear more masculine.
Thank you,
Les
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