Bass player required. VULCAN lpool rehearsal studios tue nights

Thursday 2 May 2024, 10:12am

Hi Mr wizard sir!!! It's Jeremy cherub here again! Just ignore that brute sixesandsevens... he's an absolute rotter isn't he!?!?
I'm going to get him back for you don't worry. I have a fiendish plan .... I'm not sure if you're aware but sixesandsevens day job is working at the airport. When the sniffer dogs get wind of anything dodgy it's his job to sift through human excrement looking for balloons of drugs that naughty peeps try to bring into the country in their botties....

So..... Here's my plan.... I'm going to fly to north Africa and (here's the clever bit) eat a load of broken glass.... When I come back through customs I'll try my best to look all sheepish... Then ... When they make me sit on the frost box I'll make sure sixesandsevens cuts his fingers on the broken glass that will be in my soft stool!! That should really disrupt his lightning guitar fingers good and proper!