Smellmyfinger
(N ireland)
Wednesday 27 Jul 2022, 12:06am
• Hi folks..if you're reading this your probably probably hoping to be the next big thing in music...#me2..my name’s phil A stine. I’m originally a gynaecologist from Luxemburg..But my real passion is music.. I've recently moved to belfast to avoid a very unfortunate situation in my own country. Lawsuits aside, I wanna start band...Imagine Jimmy Hendrix mixed with Beethoven...only without all that guitar stuff...I play drums, bass Guitar. . Violin, Saxophone. Flute. ...Cello. .. Clarinet keyboards and didgeridoo...my influences are mainly brit pop, the sex pistols and Harry secombe and of course Daniel O’Donnell (his early stuff before he got experimental) ..But I’m not afraid to rap...I often spit rhymes to relax. I’m also a proficient break dancer. So anyone who joins the band will have to bring there own limo, should we need to settle an argument.. The ghetto blaster will be provided.
Everyone that applies must be over 18 due to the on going law suit. I can provide links to my Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, bebo, YouTube e-mail, SoundCloud and plenty of fish pages..I’ll also be able to provide you with photos of me break dancing...I also have a go fund me campaign to raise money for a musical about the life of al Jolson..... its gonna be super woke! And discusses real issues...with new songs ‘white men CAN dance' as well as hits from michael Jackson. Eminem...and s club 7. GIVE NOW!
I look forward to hearing from you.