Kaisercalavera
(London)
Saturday 19 Jun 2021, 10:53am
Hi!!!!
If you can play bass and you like Punk-Rock and fast songs with swear words, today's your lucky day!!!
If you like The Avengers, The Lizards, Joy Division, The Cure, Nirvana, X-ray Specs, the Slits, Dinosaur Jr, The Vibrators, Television, the Dictators, The Replacements, Jay Reatard, Hole, Violent Femmes, Thee Headcoats (and Headcoatees! ), Die Toten Hosen, the Rita Mitsukos... This might just be for you! (I don't know half of these bands but you get the picture...)
Our aim is to gig tons and produce many recordings of dubious quality.
Please refrain from applying if you are a Brexiter, a Tory supporter, a massive alckie/junkie and/or a complete dickhead.
We're international
We're also an equal opportunity employer, although this is clearly an unpaid position (unless you think of flat beer served in flimsy plastic cups as currency)... We're international, Left leaning and massively chilled.
If you're still reading this, you can listen to our latest EP here:
https://vibrogette.bandcamp.com/album/common-sense-for-the-reckless
Nitty gritty:
You must be over 21 years of age (or you won't be able to enter the venues!), not turn up already drunk at rehearsals or have anger or violence issues; be able to put up with venue staff crap; be nice, smile and have good dental hygiene; be willing to attend rehearsal on a weekly basis; be financially buoyant enough to contribute towards rehearsal and recording costs and overall not be a idiot.
Oh, and you also need to be able to play bass at least a bit over about 10 songs back to back.
If you can do this, we promise you a life of intense poverty punctuated by much gigging and recording. Tempting, eh?
If this sounds anything like you, PM me we'll get back to you immediately.