Blackened Death
(South London)
Thursday 26 Apr 2018, 1:18pm
HI GUYS
Olivia Neutered John is an established deathgrind act from South London with a small, dedicated, and growing fanbase. The band has been studio only since it's inception last year, but following on the success of it's first full length album "Kill All Men", we are taking this bitch live.
WE ARE PRO-LGBTQ, PRO-FEMINISM, PRO-POC, PRO-DIVERSITY, ANTI-FASCIST, AND ANTI-RACIST -- If you oppose any of that, please move along --->
We are looking for "musicians" who want to create sonic orgies of downtuned guitars and screams of splattered testicles. If you want to create death metal that sounds like collapsing buildings and shredded ball sacks, get in touch.
Standard death metal paragon: Two guitarists, bass player, drummer. I tune to /A-standard/ on a 7-string guitar. Bass has been recorded in /A-standard/ on a 5-string bass. You will need to tune your sh*t super low if you don't have that extra low string.
We need:
- Lead guitarist
Your lead skills should sound like waves of shrieking metal wasps gnawing through concrete. Can you also scream, growl, or sing? Bonus points.
- Bass player
You should be able to level city blocks with your bottom string. A successful applicant will need to be able to keep time /and/ do bass solos because Geddy Lee is your f***king god. Can you also scream, growl, or sing? Bonus points.
- Drummer
Double bass like a herd of elephants trampling parliament. Blast beats like meteors crashing to Earth. You need to ride that china cymbal like lightning is up your arse. Can you also scream, growl, or sing? Bonus points.
Being a Super Political Grind Band™ means you will need to echo some of our ways of thinking. What do I mean? You need to be pro-LGBTQ. You need to be pro-diversity. You need to have a /drive/ to fight for the ideals that this band holds high. Also: NO f***king NAZIS.
If this sounds like your kinda thing, GET IN TOUCH. We're gonna break necks and bust balls live in 2018.
Love <3
Dick
https://olivianeuteredjohn.bandcamp.com