rfawag
(Bishop Auckland)
Monday 24 Oct 2016, 10:51am
Hi folks. Am posting this ad from the end of my tether so please excuse me if it comes across a tad tetchy!
I am a mature, experienced female singer with own p.a/lights/car. I am looking for nice people to work with. Nice people who don't mess you about. Nice people with no delusions of grandeur. Nice people who just like like making music. This could be a band (new/established/needing bv's etc), a guitarist, a pianist, fellow vocalists wanting to form duos etc, etc, etc.
I will not list a load of 'influences', my musical taste is about as varied as it gets. I will not pigeon hole myself and it's always good to be introduced to new things. I am not interested in world domination, having endless sunshine blown up my 'arris, pandering to egos, in fighting, back biting etc. I just want to have fun times making/performing music with other nice people who want to do the same.
Please do not get in touch if you are a male vocalist who comes to several rehearsals, then decides that they want to be a drag act so they will borrow your gear to do it with, but on the odd occasion they don't have work would still do some duo gigs with you. Yes, this really happened.
Please do not get in touch if you are a desperado who is going to suggest going on The Voice in your opening text, before we have even met. Yup, also happened.
Creepo guy who comes to practices and whose manner becomes more and more inappropriate as time progresses? Don't bother, thanks.
Really good guitarist who has you rehearsing at home before finally revealing they are agarophobic, hasn't left the house in years and couldn't actually contemplate doing gigs. You're taking the mick, right?
Band, who has you driving about all over the North East, shelling out for practice rooms only for the bass player to drop out. Then he's in. Then he's out. Then he's finally in for good, so the drummer walks. Not good, Not good at all.
This is but a few. There are others with stories so incredible that you'd think I was making it up. And really, how hard can it be? There must be somebody out there who enjoys music, has a sense of decency, acts like a grown up and doesn't reside in cloud cuckoo land.
Anyway, if anyone has bothered reading this far and wants to get in touch please do. Don't be put off by this post, I'm really friendly and easy going. As this site doesn't have a feature for filtering out total tits, I thought I'd build it into my post! Thanks for reading.